Next week, the craziest factor is occurring…
I’M GOING TO BE ALONE IN MY HOUSE.
After a 12 months of everybody being round always — Anton singing down the hallway, Toby shouting at basketball scores, Alex tapping impossibly loudly on his keyboard — I’m going to search out myself alone within the house and not using a single sound besides the buzzing fridge.
Alex will likely be visiting his mother, and the boys will likely be sleeping downstairs (so I gained’t be technically alone, however I’ll be the one one aware).
Here’s my plan.
I’m going to get a gooey smooth cheese from the grocery retailer, a field of crunchy crackers and a few inexperienced grapes. I’m going to sip sparking water from a tall wine glass. I’m going to look at Palm Springs for the third time. I’d do a Baby Foot peel. And I’m going to adore it.
What do you eat once you’re residence alone? Any different humorous solo conduct?
P.S. A humorous marriage debate, and 12 meals consultants on what they eat once they’re residence alone.